Not every Christmas message is merry and sweet — sometimes Santa’s got jokes! The “Naughty List Santa” Heirloom Woven Blanket features a retro-inspired Santa giving a cheeky wink and delivering the blunt holiday truth: “YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ SHIT.” Perfect for those with a sense of humor (or anyone who knows they belong on the naughty list), this woven blanket adds laughter and sass to your seasonal décor.

Made with 100% cotton yarn and woven on a loom for heirloom quality, this throw isn’t printed — it’s a durable piece of holiday artwork designed to last year after year. Whether you’re wrapping up in it, displaying it proudly, or gifting it as a hilarious surprise, this blanket brings warmth and comedy in equal measure.

🎄 Product Highlights:

• Woven Artwork – Not a print! The bold Santa design is crafted from cotton yarn

• Cheeky Holiday Humor – Retro Santa with the phrase “YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ SHIT”

• 100% Cotton Comfort – Soft, breathable, and cozy for winter nights

• Fringe Edging – Finished with colorful fringe for a festive touch

• Unique Gift Idea – Perfect for gag gifts, white elephant exchanges, or anyone with a mischievous holiday spirit

📦 Product Details:

• Material: 100% Cotton Yarn

• Edges: Multicolored fringe trim

• Care: Spot or dry clean recommended

• Packaging: Each order is carefully wrapped and gift-ready

Note: Colors may vary slightly due to yarn availability in the weaving process.

🎁 Perfect For:
White elephant parties, Christmas pranksters, friends with a naughty sense of humor, or anyone who needs a laugh along with their holiday cheer.